Sean Gallagher 5 simple steps to being a Entrepreneur.

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Sean Gallagher 5 step plan to being a Entrepreneur is just so easy.
Sean Gallagher proves that being accepted as a Entrepreneur is - much easier than most people could have ever imagined.
Being a Entrepreneur is good work if you can get it.

Sean Gallagher 5 simple steps to being a Entrepreneur.

Sean Gallagher step 1 to being a Entrepreneur

Start a business (call it something like smarthomes)

Sean Gallagher step 2 to being a Entrepreneur

Get as many tax payers grants as you can - a sum of €830,000 will do very nicely indeed - as Sean Gallagher managed (1).
Now employ a few workers, this will make it look as if you are a genuine Entrepreneur.

Sean Gallagher step 3 to being a Entrepreneur

Pay yourself a nice few euro - even if the business is losing money - who cares about morals.
€860,000 will do very nicely indeed - if you can get away with it.

Presidential candidate Sean Gallagher and his business partner paid themselves almost €860,000 from their company Smarthomes at the height of the property crash.
Sean Gallagher and partner paid themselves this as company was losing money (1)

Sean Gallagher step 4 to being a Entrepreneur

Lay off 40% of your ordinary workers - no one will notice a few extra on the dole - as you continue to call yourself a Entrepreneur, to people who know no different.

Sean Gallagher step 5 and final step to being a Entrepreneur

Just call yourself a Entrepreneur - collect certificate from the Sean Gallagher business advice workshop

(1)
independent.ie/national-news/gallagher-shared-in-payout-of-euro860000-2913915.html
Smarthomes was the recipient of more than €830,000 in funding from state agencies, including a 2007 grant of €41,970 from Intertrade Ireland -- which said this decision was taken before Mr Gallagher joined the agency's board later the same year.

(2)
independent.ie/national-news/presidential-election/gallagher-defends-job-losses-at-his-firm-and-rules-out-higgins-debate-2908509.html
Independent (and most definitely not the Fine Fail front of Judea) candidate Sean Gallagher was forced to defend his job creation record yesterday.
It came in the wake of 30 job losses over the past four years in Smarthomes -- the company which established his reputation as an entrepreneur.
Mr Gallagher co-founded the company in 2002 to install TV, internet and phone connections in new houses but its workforce has dropped from 50 during the construction boom to 20 now.

This was not a Sean Gallagher 5 simple steps to being a Entrepreneur production.
This is of course another fake - a pathetic joke.
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